The dictionary's definition for school ~ An institution for educating children.
My, along with most of today's youth, definition for school ~ A torture chamber that adults make the youth go through simply for their own amusement.
I understand that we need to learn stuff and what not, but seriously? We go to school nine out of the twelve months and for five of the seven days. Who divided this stuff up?! -_-
Since I've already started on my rant, let's keep on going.
Tests. Who loves them as much as I do?! Yeah, didn't think so. Horrid things. Knowing you failed a test is hard enough, but then having the teacher go over it after you get finished with it? Just wrong. And kind of depressing.
How about that great moment when you embarrass yourself in front of the entire class? There are multiple, multiple ways of doing so, but this has always been one of my favorites.
Since school is torture, we enjoy the little free time that we get. There is nothing like the feeling of watching the teacher walk out of the room and leaving the class unsupervised. Sure, we're good for the most part, but still, nothing beats that little spark of excitement that leaves us feeling like this.
End rant.
Well, as fun as that was, I must be off to do other things. See you guys next time!
Jourdan I absolutely love every blog you post because they are so true!
ReplyDeleteI love your rant. It is so true! Although, you forgot about the part that after you spend all day in the torture chamber, you get sent home with a bunch of torture work. Which is so unfair.
ReplyDeleteI cannot stop laughing. Your videos are my favorite parts about your blogs. Thank you for this breath of fresh air and the true definition of this torturous idea. Continue in the ways of truth.
ReplyDeleteAwesome blog. The thing is is that since I have been working, I know what the real world is like. And school is 100% not the real world. So therefore, the school is lying to me, and lying is wrong, so I should not go to school anymore.
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