This week, I'm going to touch on almost everyone's favorite thing:
Sleep. It's one of the most sacred things on the face of the earth. No question about it.
How about we go through the phases of a school day?
Step 1: Getting out of bed. Difficulty level: 10. This is literally one of the hardest things I've ever had to do in my entire life. Not ONLY is getting up an enormous feat, but unless you're exceedingly blessed from the Lord, you look awful doing it. Just not cool. This is how I usually perceive myself looking as I get out of bed.
Step 2: Trying to stay awake during classes. Difficulty level: 9. In my opinion, this is easier than step one, but still extremely difficult. I can usually stay awake only because I either A) don't pay attention or B) mess with friends. Oh, and you also have to learn while trying to stay awake. I swear, we should get paid for this.
Step 3: Falling asleep that night. Difficulty level: 0. When my head hits that pillow and I close my eyes, I'm out until my stupid alarm wakes me up the next morning. The only thing that can wake me up in the middle of a dead sleep is that fire alarm going off at 5 in morning, but that's a whole other story in itself.
It's currently 11:37 P.M. and I feel like the poor rabbit in the below video, so I'm calling it a night. See you guys on the next blog!
This is all very true and we should definitely get paid for going to school.
ReplyDeleteI am glad you can fall asleep at night. I always have extreme difficulty going to asleep. And considering I have a pillow in my locker, I think I fail staying awake in class.
ReplyDeleteThis post had Sabo all over it! I enjoyed your moving tumbler's and the steps of how you attempt to get out of bed in the morning. :)
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